Maxine on Relevant 'Logic'

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Maxine on Relevant 'Logic'

Postby Lord Drakelord » Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:17 am

Too bad she is not running for president - My Kind of Woman!!!!

Maxine on Relevant 'Logic'

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately;


V Illegal immigration



V Hurricane recovery


V alligators attacking people in Florida




Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.


1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

On singing OUR National Anthem in Spanish





I'm sorry, but after hearing they want to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is TOO much!

NEVER did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language be cause of immigration.

It was written by Francis Scott Key (in English) and should be sung word for word the way it was written.

The news broadcasts gave a translation that's NOT even close.

Sorry if this offends anyone, THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

Would you allow me to come to your country and then allow me to demand that you sing your National Anthem in ENGLISH?

And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!

YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY

Welcome to come through like everyone else has:

* Get a sponsor!

* Get a place to lay your head!

* Get a job!

* Live by OUR rules!

* Pay YOUR taxes!

* And LEARN THE LANGUAGE

LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!



And please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime savings of social security funds to you to make up for ''your'' losses.

When will AMERICAN'S stop giving away THEIR RIGHTS?

We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended!

WAKE UP America!


I like the ideas above, even if it was a joke. And I agree with the National Anthem! I am sure everyone has seen or heard, 'Press one if you want English'.
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Postby Julion » Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:02 pm

there r issues.
it would help, there r places on the border that don't even have a fence.
a moat would help atleast tell us where the border is.
gators would drop the cost of cowboy boots.
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