Reasons I Really Miss UO

[Vin Decatur]

Besides the obvious, hanging out with PAS.

1) My Samurai helm keeps poking holes in my cars roof.

2) In UO, I can kill people that insult my black robe and red cape.

3) There's this 6 foot 10 inch tall guy at school that I am convinced is a Titan. I get arrested when I smack him with a sword. His magic skills suck, though.

4) It is harder to joust and drive a car than joust on horse back. Maybe if I had an automatic transmission?

5) Getting drunk is much cheaper in UO.

6) IRL shields are heavy and bulky.

7) NO ONE appreciates my singing. Odd.

8 ) Where is the the Fan Dancer's Dojo?

9) Drinking and driving gets me in trouble IRL.

10) I can't logout of RL.

11) Karen gets angry when I tear down the house and want to rebuild it with a different design.....never mind. That is the same everywhere.

but ya have to admit, the sex is better IRL!

Applied for a job in Petaluma, cross yer fingers for me.

Vin

[Ciara]

Yay! I got to laugh!

You are going to the chicken capital of the world? How about some redneck jokes and chicken jokes? (I used to work in Petaluma, but its a well kept secret!)

[Irwin Hunter]

Heh, a better question. If you went to a Dojo, and they were fandancing... Would you REALLY want to go in.. Guess it would matter on how much I could get per fan dancer

[Lord Drakelord]

Yay! I got to laugh!

You are going to the chicken capital of the world? How about some redneck jokes and chicken jokes? (I used to work in Petaluma, but its a well kept secret!)

http://www.cityofpetaluma.net/

this where you worked?

[Vin Decatur]

Drakelord,

Well, I'm hoping for a job in Petaluma. Not with the city, a private firm.

It will be a much shorter commute than when I was working in Benicia and driving 55 miles each way. That sucketh.

At this point, chickens, grapes, anything that pays.

Vin

[Brianna]

just to clarify...i think he was referring to ciara working at the joint in the picture...not for the whole town...lol

and shame on you drakelord...your not supposed to tell ciara's secrets like that...but im sure she will forgive you this time if you ask really nicely and bribe her with lots of gold, jewels, and other assorted pretties...lol


love bri


ps hiya vin we sure do miss you

[Lord Drakelord]

just to clarify...i think he was referring to ciara working at the joint in the picture...not for the whole town...lol

and shame on you drakelord...your not supposed to tell ciara's secrets like that...but im sure she will forgive you this time if you ask really nicely and bribe her with lots of gold, jewels, and other assorted pretties...lol


love bri


ps hiya vin we sure do miss you

It looks like a very pretty place to live, http://www.scotthessphoto.com/placestow ... wnpet.html

three pages at that link

[Lord Drakelord]

Besides the obvious, hanging out with PAS.

1) My Samurai helm keeps poking holes in my cars roof.

2) In UO, I can kill people that insult my black robe and red cape.

3) There's this 6 foot 10 inch tall guy at school that I am convinced is a Titan. I get arrested when I smack him with a sword. His magic skills suck, though.

4) It is harder to joust and drive a car than joust on horse back. Maybe if I had an automatic transmission?

5) Getting drunk is much cheaper in UO.

6) IRL shields are heavy and bulky.

7) NO ONE appreciates my singing. Odd.

8 ) Where is the the Fan Dancer's Dojo?

9) Drinking and driving gets me in trouble IRL.

10) I can't logout of RL.

11) Karen gets angry when I tear down the house and want to rebuild it with a different design.....never mind. That is the same everywhere.

but ya have to admit, the sex is better IRL!

Applied for a job in Petaluma, cross yer fingers for me.

Vin

Here another reason why you should not wear a Samurai helm, nature calls could become dangerous. Elk anyone

http://www.sosariantales.com/Tale%2020% ... ranger.htm

[Irwin Hunter]

That one is good. I had to print it..