Tech Support for Men......I couldnt resist

[Brianna]

Subject: Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short
Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause
irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support


and for all you uo guys remember you can install UO Girlfriend 7.3 but Wife 1.0 will still glitch and delete your accounts if UO Girlfriend 7.3 tries to patch to UO Wife 2.9

[Tevvin]

it suddenly all makes complete sense.

[Sir William]

LOL nice

[wild flower]

OMGoodness -- this was so cute and I just have to print it out. I use to do computer customer support and now my daughter is doing it and having problems with her significant other. I'm going to give it to her in her christmas card.

[KDSonoma]

how come no one told me this BEFORE NOW?

*grins*

.... ummm ... errrr I mean .... ummm ... she has toes?

KD

[Mystique]

That was great Brianna, I understand just how all that goes. he he

Should send it to Son 3 for Wife 1 and Girl Friend 2. It does get dicey at times, especially with yours, mine and ours involved.