People's Army of Sonoma

This just a fun lil diddy and some signs/symptoms that might cause some worry if they start showing up.

10 signs in Real Life that you play to much UO.

10. While you are driving down the road, you think you hear an ostard

9. You say "All Follow Me" when calling your dog.

8. You say "LOL" when someone says a funny comment.

7. You get in the crouched position when you feel defensive.

6. When you are having a slow day, you blame it on the lag.

5. When someone makes you mad, you challenge them to go to fel.

4. When camping in the woods you think you get a glimpse of a mongbat flying through the trees.

3. If you see a llama, you try to get on it to see if its ridable or not.

2. When someone asks you if you can go somewhere, you tell them you need to check your runebook.

1. At the bank you go up to the teller and say "Vendor buy bank guards".

that was pretty funny...lol

"All Follow Me" IS the name of my dog....

Umm.....I'm always blaming it on the lag!

Kat, that is awesome.

you know there are times when it is the lag like when your driving in metro atlanta traffic or how about when your waiting on the customer to make their decision and they change their mind 20 different times i would love to take them to fel

Driving to work, looking at the trees and wondering if there is any frostwood in there.

Ok,like I was camping in the woods the other day and I DID see a mongbat flying through the woods - OPPS, guess it just a big ol' buzzard

But, then I walked down to the lake and looked in my back pack for a net to throw out BUT, darn, just a little ol' fishin' pole - worried I might get a Kracken BUT - OPPS, just a whole bunch of pond weeds

Saw some silly ol' archery hunters (I love archery) riding around in the back of a pickup in a COUCH hunting those little bambi's - now I did wish to take them to Fel!


Ah well, guess I will go drink some rum and see if I makes me *hiccup*