An old man and a pretty lady...

[MountainDew]

An 80 year old man walks into a Beverly Hills jewelry store with a very attractive26 year old blonde on a friday afternoon. They ask the store clerk to see some diamond rings. The clerk takes out a nice ring worth about $5,000.00 and the blonde looks at it and smiles. The old man tells the clerk he wants to see something really special. So the clerk goes to the safe and brings out a ring worth $50,000 and the blonde squeals with joy. The old man said he would take it. He tells the clerk that he is going to write a check but understands the store wants to make sure the check is good before letting the ring go so he said he would come back on monday after the check clears to pick up the ring. Well Monday morning the old man calls the store and the clerk answers and proceeds to tell the old man that his check did not clear and that there were no funds in the account. The old man remarks... I know but let me tell you about the weekend I had.