People's Army of Sonoma

I saw the story about Majisbane Jr and thought, awww how cool is that. Of course my next thought was time to embarass my friend.

While our friend Magisbane Jr. is assuredly a man of honor and respect, I do recall enticing Malachi to get his picture taken swapping spit with a dragon whilst both are without clothing. Tsk tsk that PAS would allow such pictures to be posted.
(Then again, there I go tossing rocks whilst residing in a house of glass.)

The proof resides somewhere on this site. 10k to the first that finds it.

I'll see what I can do to engage others in such tom-foolery.

Ohh, and did anyone inform the leader of our guild that raconteurs are to be awarded the giganticly huge-like salary of 32 gold per month (minus any costs the guild must cover due to abhorrent actions of said raconteur)? KA-CHHEENG BABY. Oh, was this a secret? KD never admitted to this salary agreement in public......or private....which has no impact on what we say.

(WARNING: PAS assumes no responsibilty for any negative impact that may befall a member while associating with raconteurs. This includes but is not limited to: disfigurement, ruined armor, cleaning costs, lost wages, lost respect and usually death.)

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oops. This should have been placed in General Discussion. Sorry.

*KD sends a message to the Royal Attorneys to see what sort of penalties can be exacted upon a raconteur for disclosing private information*

KD

LOL...

http://peoplesarmyofsonoma.net/viewtopic.php?p=12333#12333

Moved to General Discussion for ya....keep an eye on these things, cleaning up after raconteurs is not in my job description...

Oh, and donate the money to the raconteur retirement fund, also known as the bar.

There is a picture that I think took place before this one with you and a dragon. LOL

I forgot all about these. ROFLMAO

You have to admit that was FUN.

I won't pay you because any or eveything I own is yours for the asking anyway.


Remember PAS: STUFF means nothing, friendship everything.

Oh and KD,
The lawyers are afraid of me ruining their reputation.

Why is coming back here like going home again?

Here:
http://peoplesarmyofsonoma.net/viewtopic.php?search_id=271029206&t=191

Now there's 2 embarrassing pics of me for you, for the price of none!

That was it.

We should go tame some random farm animals and use them to iriate the serious folk...and then get killed.

In your case, I have 10,000 ale with you name on them. I'll call them XX Malachai's Gold Ale, Limited Brew. Rich in flavor because we use only naked barley.

Okay, let's get real. You'd find 112 ale and 9888 empty bottles....again.

Sheesh, not again. I hate finding you naked, drunk, and passed out spread eagle on top of the ankh of sacrifice...I have to explain to all my other paladin buddies why you're really just a harmless drunk and don't really mean any sacrilege. Then I have to deal with the fact that there's only 112 bottles of booze left and you basically had the party without me.

All right.

You just made me laugh!

I'll save an extra one for you.

you goobers are hilarious!

And yes, my attorneys recommended that I not even talk to you, so they are now looking for other employment.



KD

Shortly before passing out....






Tis my job, KD. make KD laugh.

No grief of any kind. No whining. Just laughter.

Wow, I shouldn't have planted that idea in his head, he's just wild enough to try anything at least once...and if it involves alcohol, more than once.