People's Army of Sonoma

Why is it .....

....that artificial Christmas trees are packaged in boxes so small, that once used, the tree will NEVER fit back in that box again.

Oh geez ..... I'm sitting here typing.... and I just heard the box pop open ... after using almost a full roll of packing tape to seal it closed. Lemme try this one more time : )

Removing the ornaments, lights, tinsel, and most small pets first helps.

use lots of duct tape to keep it closed ..
but you'll need a new box next year

Mine fits fine in the original box. Must be the operator.

WaltRam wrote:Mine fits fine in the original box. Must be the operator.

pfffffffft : )

Every year my tree gets bigger, but the box is the same...
Tree gets bigger because I get a bigger tree instead of using the same one as before.

But even using the same box, it still works.

It probably helps that the box is the size of a two car garage...

j/k.