I arrived in Nujel'm and joined the party forming there.
They were going to introduce me to Primeval Lich.
He sounds important.
I followed everyone through a house and another into a large cavern
We followed a path until it led to an exit.
A warning appeared about some PVP mumbo jumbo.
I clicked the 'What Ever' button and went through.
(If you use the UO Raconteur Console the choices were;
1) Egads No.
2) Are we dead yet?
3)What Ever.)
We ran up a path a were greeted by them undead peoples.
Being undead must be uncomfortable because they have a real sour demeanor.
We smacked 'em around a bit.
Eventually Mister Lich came out to see us.
I heard someone mention him doing a hundred and something damage.
I moved close and he did less damage than that but was still unfriendly and stuff.
before I could do much everything went red and orange and I was stuck.
Couldn't move.
Then these red fellers showed up.
As Maddwg would say;
MAROONS!
I had not come prepared for maroons.
I left my insults at home.
I won't make that error again, my friends.
They set about killing us.
Sometimes more tnan once.
Then they killed poor old Mr. Lich.
Thay was awfully rude. Poor old fella.
All lonely and such.
We show up to keep him company and them maroons have to go kill everybody.
Such maroonacy.
Now before you go yelling 'You Suck' there is stuff to think about.
The maroons had the blessing of the Cowardly Gods.
They must have.
They used Magiks beyond the reach of the brave and just.
They used evil Magiks that made you stand still.
They had jet packs on their horsies.
I can only assume that they were real scared of us.
Why else would anyone stoop to such cowardly behavior.
Maybe they were baby maroons and just don't know how to be brave.
WE are the just and brave.
We all got rezzed and split up the loot we escaped with.
Bite me maroons.
There is no bravery in certain victory.
You can steal our kill but you can never steal our...
Class
Friendship
Fun
etc.
Maroons suck, we rock.