Chapter 2, Episode 3 - Maroonacy

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Chapter 2, Episode 3 - Maroonacy

Postby Vin Decatur » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:33 pm

I arrived in Nujel'm and joined the party forming there.
They were going to introduce me to Primeval Lich.
He sounds important.
I followed everyone through a house and another into a large cavern
We followed a path until it led to an exit.
A warning appeared about some PVP mumbo jumbo.
I clicked the 'What Ever' button and went through.
(If you use the UO Raconteur Console the choices were;
1) Egads No.
2) Are we dead yet?
3)What Ever.)
We ran up a path a were greeted by them undead peoples.
Being undead must be uncomfortable because they have a real sour demeanor.
We smacked 'em around a bit.
Eventually Mister Lich came out to see us.
I heard someone mention him doing a hundred and something damage.
I moved close and he did less damage than that but was still unfriendly and stuff.
before I could do much everything went red and orange and I was stuck.
Couldn't move.
Then these red fellers showed up.
As Maddwg would say;
MAROONS! :shock:
I had not come prepared for maroons.
I left my insults at home. :?
I won't make that error again, my friends.
They set about killing us.
Sometimes more tnan once.
Then they killed poor old Mr. Lich.
Thay was awfully rude. Poor old fella.
All lonely and such.
We show up to keep him company and them maroons have to go kill everybody.
Such maroonacy.
Now before you go yelling 'You Suck' there is stuff to think about.
The maroons had the blessing of the Cowardly Gods.
They must have.
They used Magiks beyond the reach of the brave and just.
They used evil Magiks that made you stand still.
They had jet packs on their horsies.
I can only assume that they were real scared of us.
Why else would anyone stoop to such cowardly behavior.
Maybe they were baby maroons and just don't know how to be brave.
WE are the just and brave.
We all got rezzed and split up the loot we escaped with.
Bite me maroons.
There is no bravery in certain victory.
You can steal our kill but you can never steal our...
Class
Friendship
Fun
etc.
Maroons suck, we rock.
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Postby KDSonoma » Wed Mar 14, 2012 2:04 pm

I LITERALLY laughed out loud when I read this:

"Bite me maroons."

Thanks for another series of smiles Vin!

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Postby BadgirlXalan » Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:16 pm

Curse them Moronic Maroons!
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Postby Vin Decatur » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:17 pm

KD

That is one difference between Mad and Vin

Maddwg would say "c'est la vie."
Vin says "Don't mess with my friends! Bite me maroon!"

(but we know Mad's a big liar. He would have fought as hard as he could...still getiing killed.)


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Ain't that the truth. :)
Why would anyone cheat? Why play if you have to cheat to have fun?
Simple Vin is confused by that.
Silly Maroons, cheats are for kids.
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Postby KDSonoma » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:44 pm

whenever the red lamers (on their blue tram chars hehe) would brag about killing us at a CS, or breaking even at a CS with us (which happened a lot), I always laughed at them because they were bragging about killing "Trammies" and they used speed hacks and other cheats to do it.

I was at Luna bank one time discussing this with a red's blue alt and I told him "My friend, if we are "unskilled trammies", and you use cheats, and we do not, how on earth can you brag about killing us ingame? And what does that say about you when you die ingame to us? It means you lost to a non cheating, inexperienced player with characters that were developed for fighting monsters!"

There must have been 10 people in the bank, and all of them laughed their butts off at the guy.

I haven't seen that character since then. That saddens me, because I never did get a response from him.

:)

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Postby Luvs Harmony » Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:06 pm

I love your stories Vin. They totally crack me up.
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Postby Vin Decatur » Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:23 pm

KD

I wish he had given you an answer. I would like that explained to me, too.
How can we be Trammies? That confuses me too. PAS goes everywhere, does everything. I like that. This entire game, all the entire environment is all for ME. You guys can share too. :) Why would we avoid any of it?
I wonder around and look at all the buildings, forests, monesters...all of it. I thank the devs for giving us such a rich environment. Even the maroons are part of the environment for me. :)
I would just like to know.......
why can't my horse step over a twig?
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I am glad you enjoy them. I'll keep putting my spin on what we do and telling you how I see things. :)
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