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Broken Moongates and Booze

Postby Maddwg » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:59 pm

I was going to post this at Stratics but it wouldn't let me. Either it's broke or they aren't enjoying my presence so much
Their loss.

My ingenious plan to conquer Sonoma by getting the females of the land addicted to Dos Equis
Finely Brewed Alcoholic Beverages was going smoothly.
Vin Decatur is supplying several women now.
The rest of us are drinking a lot and patting Vin fiercely upon the back in an atta-boy fashion.
What could possibly go wrong?
Other than they figure out my plan (not that anyone ever could, it isn't like I made a public post or anything).
Their friends, family, husbands or pets could get annoyed at me and make life miserable,
by killing me,
The Gods known as Devs could take my brewery away.
My money could turn to fudge and no longer be accepted by Mythic.
Other than that, I'm skating.
We raconteurs will rule the world soon....
or get drunk.
I get confused on which.

Lord Dupre has summoned Sonoma's citizens to assist in some corruption matter.
I'm up for that.
Corruptin' stuff, that's right up my alley.
I take a keg of Dos Equis Standard Whiskey (tastes like kerosene but you WILL be drunk).
It gets drained in seconds.
My good deed done.
Some other feller shows up; Droopy Dog , Dryus Doost or somthing like that.
Then Dupre shows up. I'm jealous 'cuase he gets ale but I can't brew that.
I would love to be able to brew different ales.
C'est la vie.

Dupre gates us to the Honor Moongate which will all stand around and glare at.
Glaring apparently does not fix broken gates.
Plan B?
Dupre mentions an old tavern nearby and the partygoers of Sonoma race for it.
We wuz not there first!
Some alien Tenecrae partygoers were there.
I'm certain they cheated in beatin' us there. Speed hackers I bet.
They were bogarting the brews too, so we killed 'em.
I had considered offering them some Dos Equis beverages but decided to save that for
my fellow Sonoman's. I only have 30-40 kegs on hand right now.
That just ain't enough to share.

Dupre gated us to a hole in the ground and some alien sorcerer was there.
He whined and cried about the cruel women of his world.
Silly man, A-L-C-O-H-O-L.
If it don't work on them, imbide it yourself.
Problem solved.
Instead he kept summoning stuff to prove his women were more evil than ours.
THAT'S what you what to compete over?
It figures,
one of us is definetly not drunk enough for this.
I think Dupre agrees as he sent us home so he could stew over this dilemma some more.
Thank god I have a nice stock of booze waitin' on me.
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Postby Chalnoth Tholl » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:30 am

The plan revealed....Doh!!!
Well here's hoping they were too far in the bag now to discover this missive !

The sceams afoot...shhhh
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Postby Luvs Harmony » Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:05 pm

It looks like my plan to have Vin supply me and my accomplices with a constant supply of booze is going smoothly.
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Postby Maddwg » Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:37 pm

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits"
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Postby Vin Decatur » Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:39 pm

*has uneasy feeling of being used by multiple people, shrugs it off as indegestion*
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