Help im loosing my mind

[armand]

I am really scared to fly now i just got back from a resent tripe and here is why......I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now ," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

isn't the pilots trained professionals too?

[gothelder]

I am really scared to fly now i just got back from a resent tripe and here is why......I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now ," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

isn't the pilots trained professionals too?

You did not ask her to turn the airport upside down and shake it till your luggage dropped out?

BTW, I think an acceptable answer is "No my plane is stuck in a holding pattern at 30k feet. I jumped out because I was feeling claustrophobic. Sorry about the dent on the tarmac"

[Irwin Hunter]

Help im loosing my mind

I give you some of mine. But it ran out along time ago.

"Now ," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

I would send her a thank you note for being so careful with her questions in a time of need

There are times you wish you had a video tape running. You could send that one to her co-workers. She would NEVER live it down.

[Big Bertha]

I glad to see She didn't offer you a free ticket to where your luggage went.

[utgo]

Nice quote from bill engal off the blue collar comedy tour.

i think the end of that goes
"There's your sign"

either way it is a funny joke

[Tracy]

I thought it, but didn't come out and say it...