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Hillbilly Birth

Postby Lord Drakelord » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:07 am

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County, Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . . .




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Postby Mystique » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:48 pm

I never, that is hallarious. :lol:
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Postby Endrik » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:11 pm

Turns out the HillBilly's wife was a hog, apparently its normal for them to birth litters. ; )
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Postby Big Bertha » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:15 pm

Turn off that light. LOL I needed that, You make my day with that one.
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