People's Army of Sonoma

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -with a glorious, all conquering past, but still a force to be reckoned with.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through wars and tries not to make the same mistakes twice.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -self-preserving yet vital and open to meeting people not afraid to seek out her resources.

After 70, she becomes Tibet: Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.




GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick!

Have A Great Day!!!











Okay so I know that the 20 some odd females that play with the PAS/KVP/KMG/THB STONE ALLIANCE are gonna love this and for the other 250+ guys who play I couldn't help but post this....


love bri

p.s. deana/sky made me do it...she twisted my pinkie

One word



Taint

I will get you for this...LOL

and that is the sum of it, the reactions of women can only be predicted if you know their age, and they never tell you their age or they lie.

time for a redux

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. - no changes here that is about right, but there are alot of HIV running around, does that percentage hold true for this age bracket? i can only wonder

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. - Women is europe don't shave.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. - MEGA SHIVA!!!! MEGA SHIVA!!!!

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. - see prior comment about europe

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -with a glorious, all conquering past, but still a force to be reckoned with. - and rely on their lover (America) to kick all the butt.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through wars and tries not to make the same mistakes twice. - and rely on their lover (America) to buy them pretty shiny things that go boom. (30 million dollars in military hardware given to Israel, like a couple dozen F-16s)

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -self-preserving yet vital and open to meeting people not afraid to seek out her resources. - ah yeah canada. i would have picked like cambodia or greece to represent 61 to 70, canada is just so mundane.

After 70, she becomes Tibet: Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. - or still living under the iron fist of a cruel husband, who's relationship is borderline slavery.


All men are like america
ruled by a prick and still fighting other pricks.

"Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. - Women is europe don't shave."


I was in Germany in the early nineties and the all the women I met (locals) shaved both arm pits and legs. as well as other areas i will not discuss here.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

I like this especially since another year is about to pass again and I always wanted to see France. I'm not telling my age but I'm in there some where.

do we have to sneack a peek at your ID card when you come to sac?

I don't think so - then you'll know exactly how old I really am. And then what will I do - all my respect right out the window. LOL

Don't worry WF...you won't lose my respect...I always respect my elders...LOL

That's actually funny on a couple different levels...