People's Army of Sonoma

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who
greeted him with a bright,

"T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more
slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled
her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
"T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again,
"S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's
Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry,
Honey, It's Thursday -- duuhhh

Made my day--a good laugh never hurt anyone.

This isn't going to be a blonde joke thread is it? Just wondering 'cause I've got a bajillion of them from my Navy days.

Cerberus A wrote:This isn't going to be a blonde joke thread is it? Just wondering 'cause I've got a bajillion of them from my Navy days.

as long as they clean and funny

What part of NAVY didn't you get? J/K.

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde walk into the Nasa Space Center.

The redhead says to the flight tech "I want to go to the moon." The flight tech says she can go tomorrow.

The brunette says to the flight tech "I want to go to Mars." The flight tech says she can go in a week.

The blonde says to the flight tech "I want to go to the sun." The flight tech says "Don't you know you'll burn up?"

The blonde says "Well ok then, I'll go at night!"

OK, since we started already, let's see who can go longest without repeating a blonde joke.

Did you hear about the blonde who got fired from the M & M factory?

She was throwing away the W's.

Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.

"Did you mark the spot?" asked Blonde #1.

"Yup," said Blonde #2. "I put a big X on the bottom of the boat."

"You dummy!" said Blonde #1. "What if we don't get the same boat?"

Nice, heard that but it was rednecks.

How about the blonde who covered her screen with stamps from sending so many E-mails?

My blonde jokes cannot be repeated here...bummer...LOL

What did the one blonde say to the other when she had her bowl of cherrioe's? Look donut seed's!