People's Army of Sonoma

Monday: Drunk races. Step forward on *hic*

Tuesday: Pet Dragons.......on the head, tickle their tummys and run like ^%@#.

Wednesday: Take sharp objects and poke irritable beasts.

Thursday: Try to tease reds to raid us at any handy champ spawn.

Friday: Insults at 10 paces.

Saturday: Naked dungeon dash.

Sunday: Loudly singing in public places.

Monday: Boat rides.

Tuesday: Bash something to death.

Wednesday: Non-maroon death robe contest.

Thursday: Champ spawn - without weapons or magic. Alcoholic beverages allowed.

Friday: Bunny roasting.

Saturday: Booze tasting.

Sunday: Booze tasting.

Monday: Insults at Primeval Lich's place. Alcohol consumption preferred.