SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!
Chalnoth is giving us a ONCE IN A LIFETIME Boat ride to the MOON!!!*
That's right! Show up tonight an NJ and join the FUN!
Bring your friends, relatives and pets for this once in a lifetime event!
Take your first ride into outer space with PAS!
Keep in mind that the ride to the moon may take more than an hour.
You should consider bringing knitting needles and wool so we can knit scarves for the
Blind, Alcoholic Children of Disbled Veterinarians with Herpes House and Cancer Treatment Center aka The Dos Equis Bar and Grill. (Cash donations always welcome.)
Bring lots of food and beverages (for me) as the ride will take a very long time.
Even with those JATO pods that Chalnoth installed on his ship,
leaving the gravitational pull could be a challenge and we may have to toss the fattest people overboard.
C'est la vie.
Once we get to the moon we can all feast on that cheese, so bring wine too!
Don't Miss It!
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What are you looking down here for.
Nothing to see below this.
Really. I mean it.
*Boat rides to the moon only possible when EXACTLY 1497 people show up.
Otherwise we go fight Charybdis.
I know. I lied. So what?
Nothing else to read.
You can leave now.
Oh, NO REFUNDS. EVER.
Wait. We don't charge money.
IF we charged money you would not get a refund.
Probably not.
Okay, maybe a small refund, but just for you.
I know. I lied. You aren't really suprised are you?
OMG That's it already!


