People's Army of Sonoma

Payday! Ahh, what every person works for.


King David hands me my pay slip and I check it out.




EEP.
Umm, I'll get you a check.
However, my bank holds 4 gold, 2 feathers, an iron ingot, a dirt clod and a lantern. I'll owe you that money, Big Guy.


So, PAS heads out on some fun and I leave my money and bandages with COP.


So, this morning i head out to make some money to pay my debt. First, I need bandages so I head to the Troglodytes for their free bandages. I run into Lord Phreak there. He has been slaying Trogs by the wash load and not looting them. He party's me so that I can round up all the bandages. Thanks, Bro.

Full of bandages I head to Honesty Gate and down to visit the Cyclopian Warriors and Titans. Just across the bridge I spot a Ettin (Paragon) and dispath him. Another appears and I send him to Snoozeville and another appears! Three Ettin Paragons back to back. "Wild.", I think.
I have NO CLUE to what lies ahead.


Just in the area, I run right into another Ettin Paragon.

That's Four.

I move into the temple and clear some Cyclopian Warriors guarding the door and hit this guy inside.


He gives me a break.

But I return the favor.


Then I bump into this guy.

And then his brute friend.

But a Lich ctahes me and sends me to the Altar.

Outside the gate, I feel Impish (Paragon).


Then, it's back to business.




I run to the bank to make a deposit and run into him on my way back.


Guess what blocks the path? A Pair-O-Gons.



Booger shows up and joins the fun.

I assumed Booger was okay (a bad assumotion on my part. Sorry, Booger.) and head deeper inside.

Oops, I missed an approaching Lich. He was mad, the ego hound.


And on the way back from the Shrine, more Impishness.


Bah, just an Ettin.

Oops. With help.


Another Pair await my return.

(one had your money Booger, give me a yell.)

I'm starting to get tired.


Does it ever end?


Finally, I give up and go home. Bizzaro Paragon Day!

Whew, all those paragons, tell me you at least got a chest or two and would hope at least one arty.

Oh my GOD...I can't stop laughing...That was great....you are truly a treasure Vin...ty

absolutely wonderful reading

KD

1 chest from that trio of Ettins, no arties. C'est la vie.

I have not received any arties from Doom or elsewhere.
I think I was born with Unluck.

At the Christmas party I received a artifact that means more to me than any that could ever possibly spawn.


<blushes>

Oh and sorry about forging your signature there KD.

Well, I don't know about Unluck, but I can sing the blues:

Born under a bad sign.
I've been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck.
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.

Thanks for the hilarious story Vin. I laughed so much reading it.


Eleanor.

Great story!

And I see KD made a frowny face at you. Upon investigating, I learned he actually typed : ) without the space, but the default is messed up. Maybe Travis can fix it?